Kurt (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} kurtcobain) wrote,@ 2020-04-08 00:00:00 |
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FAQ.
For the retarded mind.
Are you Kurt Cobain?
I'm not sure if you got the memo, but Kurt was murdered almost 12 years ago. So... no.
Murdered?
He didn't kill himself. He was murdered by his bitch wife and possibly another pair of hands.
OMFG! COURTNEY DIDN'T KILL KURT! KTHX
Whatever.
You don't have a life, do you?
No, I don't.
So you're just going to play Kurt?
Yeah. Straight down from "Heaven", or whatever.
Heaven? He wasn't a saint and he was a junkie, you know?
Junkies don't go to Heaven? Who the fuck knows if there's a Heaven, anyway? He was a human being with flaws, and flaws are what make people special.
Why Kurt?
Why not?
Why yes?
Because I worship him. I worshipped him when he was alive, and I still do. Enough said.
How old are you?
Not that it is any of your business, but 30 is just around the corner for me.
Can I have this username?
In your dreams.
OK, I get it. But what's the point of it all?
Fun. I made this journal to fill a void in my life, and yes, it was related to Kurt. Don't even try judging, because you don't know the details of it. Hopefully, this will also be a fun thing to some people. In addition, consider this as some sort of personal protest. I'm willing to keep this journal up until the authorities reopen Kurt's Murder case.
In other words: I am not Kurt Cobain. He's dead, you genius. This is just a game and I am not affiliated to any other role playing games. I have nothing to do with my time, so save your words if that's what you want to say. I have no life and I'm playing this. If you feel offended by it, fuck you for not having a sense of humor. If you're offended by me saying that Courtney Love killed Kurt, then fuck you even more and do some fucking research. If you don't like how I play Kurt, it's not my problem, move on with your life.
Other than that, feel free to friend me and play along. I don't bite too hard.
For the retarded mind.
Are you Kurt Cobain?
I'm not sure if you got the memo, but Kurt was murdered almost 12 years ago. So... no.
Murdered?
He didn't kill himself. He was murdered by his bitch wife and possibly another pair of hands.
OMFG! COURTNEY DIDN'T KILL KURT! KTHX
Whatever.
You don't have a life, do you?
No, I don't.
So you're just going to play Kurt?
Yeah. Straight down from "Heaven", or whatever.
Heaven? He wasn't a saint and he was a junkie, you know?
Junkies don't go to Heaven? Who the fuck knows if there's a Heaven, anyway? He was a human being with flaws, and flaws are what make people special.
Why Kurt?
Why not?
Why yes?
Because I worship him. I worshipped him when he was alive, and I still do. Enough said.
How old are you?
Not that it is any of your business, but 30 is just around the corner for me.
Can I have this username?
In your dreams.
OK, I get it. But what's the point of it all?
Fun. I made this journal to fill a void in my life, and yes, it was related to Kurt. Don't even try judging, because you don't know the details of it. Hopefully, this will also be a fun thing to some people. In addition, consider this as some sort of personal protest. I'm willing to keep this journal up until the authorities reopen Kurt's Murder case.
In other words: I am not Kurt Cobain. He's dead, you genius. This is just a game and I am not affiliated to any other role playing games. I have nothing to do with my time, so save your words if that's what you want to say. I have no life and I'm playing this. If you feel offended by it, fuck you for not having a sense of humor. If you're offended by me saying that Courtney Love killed Kurt, then fuck you even more and do some fucking research. If you don't like how I play Kurt, it's not my problem, move on with your life.
Other than that, feel free to friend me and play along. I don't bite too hard.
